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Addictive and vicious retro-styled comedy puzzler chock full of profanity, abuse, unfairness and warped logic. Will You: Go North? Find Light Switch? Cower and whimper like a beaten swine? Make your decision and escape The Dark Room! Just remember - YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE!

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NUMBER OF DARRENS KILLED

29000

Overview

What is the Dark Room? The Dark Room is:

  1. An interactive abuse simulator.
  2. An addictive throwback to 1980s text adventure games.
  3. A one-of-a-kind retro-styled comedy puzzler that pits your pitiful brain against brutal deathtraps in the pursuit of freedom.
  4. An adventure with a deep hidden story you can only unlock through skill, patience and exploration.
  5. The kind of thing you can send to your friends just to make them very, very angry.
  6. The exact opposite of an open-world game.
  7. Like Fortnite, but only in the sense that it'll make you want to kill.

The Dark Room is the videogame adaptation of the interactive stage show of the same name from comedian John Robertson. So play this, then, when the show comes to your town, gather with the other survivors. Just remember - YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE!

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